With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair Socks | Funatic

Who needs a full head of hair when you’ve got this much swagger? The “With a Body Like This, Who Needs Hair?” socks are a bold celebration of bald pride, dad bod glory, and anyone who’s ever ditched the comb and never looked back. These blue crew socks feature pea-green accents at the toe, heel, and cuff, with cheeky light blue and white text running up the side, plus a crossed-out comb icon just to make the point crystal clear. Whether you're owning your dome at the gym, grilling shirtless in the backyard, or just lounging in maximum comfort, these socks are for the confident, the carefree, and the follicly free. They're a little bit funny, sure. But they're also oddly empowering. Made from a soft cotton blend with the perfect amount of stretch, they fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12) and all levels of self-assuredness. Bald? Beautiful. And now? Hilariously well-dressed from the ankles down.